When traveling Time and Space with the Doctor, there’s a good chance you’re going to find yourself in some pretty sticky situations. That’s why we keep some of River Song’s hallucinogenic lipstick on our person at all times. The only downside is having to smooch our oppressors, kidnappers, and enemies. Like, couldn't they make some hallucinogenic perfume or something? If you're not too keen on the whole making out with the bad guy thing, we have this officially licensed Doctor Who t-shirt. River Song approved.
- Officially Licensed Doctor Who T-Shirt
- 100% Cotton
- Machine Washable